wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

(Source: gravityless)


thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

image

25

image

i can put 25 ponytails in my hair


hipsterishblog:

who are these people that go on road trips all the time and how do they afford that shit


me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT

what the fffffffffffffffheck
me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

(Source: pfghhh)


athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks


hi:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

(Source: hi)


dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well


rraaaarrl:

Petting a marshmallow [x]


radbf:

*fails exam* its a metaphor


showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you. 


watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(Source: calakazam)


jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie)


Hi, where do you live?
Anonymous

in your closet.